Friday, July 17, 2009

Adrian is a Bastard

I can't stand the sight of Adrian. He is nothing but bad news. Today is another example. I was minding my own business in the computer lab when he came in with his Manure scum posse - Vijay and Zainol. As he walked past, he kicked my chair and called me a "Scouse Bastard".

So I hollered back, "Fuck you! You are the scouse bastard."

Instead of retaliating, all three of them cackled hysterically.

"You don't even know what Scouse means, do you!?" Zainol enquired in between giggles.

"Of course I do, idiots. Leave me alone, you scouser bastards!" I stormed away from the lab as the idiots started laughing for the second time.

After a while, my curiousity got the better of me. I returned to the computer lab when the coast is clear. I Googled for "Scouse Bastard" and found this...


Monday, July 6, 2009

Old Friends...

I was walking back from the mamak stall when I heard a shout from behind.

"Owen! Hey Owen!"

I froze. It was a very familiar voice. Suddenly there was a pat on my shoulder. I turned around. It was one of my best friend from high school, Robert Koh.

"Oi Owen Lim Seng Kuan! I knew it was you! You don't remember me ah? Robert la...from high school." A wide smile was plastered on his chubby face.

"Err...Hi Robert. How are you? Long time no see."

"Why you look so sad, Owen? Not happy to see me?" His stupid smile was getting wider by the seconds.

"Err...My name is Gerrard now. Gerrard Lim." I stammered.

"Huh? WTF? You changed your name ah? Why la?" His mouth now agape.

"Err...nothing la. Just..err...I got bored...Anyway...haha...Gerrard sounds better, right?"

Sigh...How am I going to explain to him? He would not understand it even if I did...How the fuck could Michael Owen do this to me???

Fuck you Michael Owen!!!