I Got Spammed By An A-Hole

I was looking forward to a nice Merdeka morning today. I was about to go down to my local Mamak stall for a Roti Kosong and Teh Tarik when I decided to check my e-mail:

From: RoyKeane16 [mailto:gloryglorymanutd@hotmail.com]

Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 3:46AM

To: Gerrard Lim [mailto:xxxxxx@gmail.com

Subject: nice joke to perk up your morning

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Hey Loser!

Here's a joke for you:

A Liverpool fan went to his Doctor.

Pool fan: Doctor! Doctor! My arse is talking!

Doctor: What does it say?

Pool fan bends over.

Arse: Liverpool will win the Premier League this season!

Doctor: Ahh...not to worry. A lot of arses say this nowadays...

Regards,

The Red Devil

Fuck!!! Who the hell is the Red Devil??!! Fucker!!! I wasted 3 hours googling for Manure jokes to reply to this anonymous wanker.

I bet it's Adrian...bitch!

MERDEKA

Gerrard Lim wishes every Malaysian a Happy 52nd National Day.

We have come a long way...but the journey has only just begun. Here's to a wonderful year (and years and years and years) ahead.

Now if only we can find a way to get rid of all those corny patriotic songs. In the future, can't we just commission them to bands such as Meet Uncle Hussain, Pop Shuvit, et al?

Gerrard's Wonder Goal & Diaby's Idiotic "Winner"

OMGWTF!!!

Steven Gerrard bounced back with a wonder strike against hapless Bolton!!!I think I shed a tear when the ball hit the net. What a stunner!!!

It could have been a glorious weekend for Liverpool but Abou "Idiot" Diaby had to gift a goal to the Mancs!!! WTF!!!idiot!!!

On another note, I have been able to avoid Brian in the past week. But I really need to raise RM500 quick! I am thinking of getting a part time job....

OR....perhaps I should just make another bet with Brian, instead?

Please Ignore the Previous Post!!!

OMG!!! HELP!!! How do I delete a post in Blogger!!?? Can someone please help me??!!

SHIT!!! I embedded a wrong video in the post. 

This is the correct video of Eduardo diving...if you are still interested.

Say No To Diving!!!

There's been quite a debate going on these past few days about diving in football, It all started from the Eduardo diving incident. The stupid cunt dived to earn ARSEnal a penalty and a place in the Champions League group stage.

This diving debacle is nothing new. Ronaldo has been diving for the past 4-5 seasons and nothing can be done to stop it. IMHO, the FA should not only punish the players with a 2-3 match ban, their teams should have points deducted as well.

Check out the video of Eduardo diving...it says it all...disgusting wanker!!!

My Bolton vs Liverpool Prediction

Bolton 0 - 3 Liverpool

Liverpool will bounce back with an emphatic victory against Bolton. i predict that my hero, Steven Gerrard will score all three goals (hat-trick!!!) after the words of encouragement from Rafa Benitez.

~~~ YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE ~~~

Liverpool 1 - 3 Aston Villa :-(

OMG!!!This is bad news. I have decided to stay in bed today. Told mum that I am coming down with a fever; but I think I am falling into depression....first Emily, now Aston Villa. I slept until noon today. My mum woke me up for lunch.

She told me that my mobile phone was ringing non stop the whole morning. I checked my phone after lunch. 21 missed calls!!! "Who could it possibly be?" I wondered as I checked the call list....BRIAN TAN!!! OMG!!! I just remembered about that stupid bet!!!

Fuck!!!