I Got Spammed By An A-Hole

I was looking forward to a nice Merdeka morning today. I was about to go down to my local Mamak stall for a Roti Kosong and Teh Tarik when I decided to check my e-mail:

From: RoyKeane16 [mailto:gloryglorymanutd@hotmail.com]

Sent: Monday, August 31, 2009 3:46AM

To: Gerrard Lim [mailto:xxxxxx@gmail.com

Subject: nice joke to perk up your morning

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Hey Loser!

Here's a joke for you:

A Liverpool fan went to his Doctor.

Pool fan: Doctor! Doctor! My arse is talking!

Doctor: What does it say?

Pool fan bends over.

Arse: Liverpool will win the Premier League this season!

Doctor: Ahh...not to worry. A lot of arses say this nowadays...

Regards,

The Red Devil

Fuck!!! Who the hell is the Red Devil??!! Fucker!!! I wasted 3 hours googling for Manure jokes to reply to this anonymous wanker.

I bet it's Adrian...bitch!

Old Friends...

I was walking back from the mamak stall when I heard a shout from behind.

"Owen! Hey Owen!"

I froze. It was a very familiar voice. Suddenly there was a pat on my shoulder. I turned around. It was one of my best friend from high school, Robert Koh.

"Oi Owen Lim Seng Kuan! I knew it was you! You don't remember me ah? Robert la...from high school." A wide smile was plastered on his chubby face.

"Err...Hi Robert. How are you? Long time no see."

"Why you look so sad, Owen? Not happy to see me?" His stupid smile was getting wider by the seconds.

"Err...My name is Gerrard now. Gerrard Lim." I stammered.

"Huh? WTF? You changed your name ah? Why la?" His mouth now agape.

"Err...nothing la. Just..err...I got bored...Anyway...haha...Gerrard sounds better, right?"

Sigh...How am I going to explain to him? He would not understand it even if I did...How the fuck could Michael Owen do this to me???

Michael Owen joins Man Utd

Fuck you Michael Owen!!!